About Hot Mess Express Cleaning
Hot Mess Express Cleaning provides reliable, judgment-free cleaning for both residential and commercial spaces. Whether you need a one-time deep clean, recurring maintenance, post-party recovery, or help during a move, our goal is simple: make your space feel fresh, comfortable, and manageable again.
What Sets Us Apart?
We don’t judge messes — we clean them. By combining dependable service with a friendly, human approach, we create an experience that’s easy, trustworthy, and even a little relieving.
You relax. We’ll handle the mess.
Our Mission
We believe everyone deserves a clean space without embarrassment or hassle. We meet our clients where they are — with professionalism, kindness, and attention to detail.
We offer a wide range of services, including residential and commercial cleaning, standard and deep cleans, move-in/move-out services, laundry assistance, pet waste cleanup, recurring maintenance plans, and much more.
Our Services
Specialty Services
Move-in / move-out
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Post-party recovery
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Laundry help
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Pet waste removal
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After hours cleans
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Interior and exterior yacht cleaning
Custom solutions when standard cleaning won’t cut it.
Deep Cleaning
A top-to-bottom reset for when things have gone a little… feral.
Perfect for first-time clients, seasonal resets, or before/after guests.
Detail-focused
• Baseboards
• Build-up
• Extra attention where it matters
Words From Our Clients
Discover what our clients have to say about their experience with Hot Mess Express Cleaning.
Local Residential Client
Local Residential Client
“I was honestly embarrassed about how bad things had gotten, but they were kind, professional, and didn’t make me feel weird about it at all. The place looked amazing when they were done.”
Small Business Owner
Small Business Owner
“Reliable, thorough, and easy to work with. They show up when they say they will and do a great job every time.”
Repeat Client
“Hot Mess Express has made my life so much easier. Coming home to a clean space takes so much stress off my plate.”
FAQ
What cleaning products do you use?
Do I need to provide cleaning equipment?
Nope. We come fully equipped with professional tools and supplies.
Your only job is to enjoy the after.
How often should I schedule cleaning?
Short answer: it depends on how chaotic your life is right now.
Most homes feel best with weekly or bi-weekly cleaning. Monthly or one-time cleans are great for lighter use, resets, or when things have… escalated.
No judgment. We’ve seen it all.
We try to use eco-friendly, non-toxic products whenever possible, especially in homes that are regularly maintained.
But let’s be real — some messes need more punch. For heavy buildup, grease, or deep cleaning, we may use stronger professional products to actually get the job done. If you have sensitivities, allergies, or strong preferences, just tell us. We’ll work with you.
Do I need to be home during the cleaning?
Not at all. As long as we have access, you can be out living your life. We’ll handle the mess
Do you offer after-hours or off-hours cleaning?
Yes. After-hours cleaning is available and must be scheduled in advance. Pricing may differ from daytime service due to staffing, access, and security requirements.
Do you clean employee desks and personal workspaces?
Only if requested and approved in advance. We do not touch personal items, paperwork, or electronics unless explicitly instructed.
Once there are plans available for purchase, you’ll see them here.
No plans available
Contact Us
Have a question or need our cleaning services? Contact Hot Mess Express Cleaning today, and we'll be delighted to assist you.